Having enjoyed a breakfast snack, the warm weather, and some casual conversation, I moved to get my baggage checked. I hauled my bagged to the porters. I was struck by how there were so few people were mulling around the bus’. I asked the young porter if it was alright to check my baggage yet. He didn’t seem to know, and pointed to his supervisor, whom was walking towards us. This was my first cruise out of Miami in five years. The last time I check baggage, an old salt with more years at the port than I have of life did the work. Five years later, the exact same fellow was at the same pier. I joked with him about having managed to have used the same person that far apart, and he checked the bags.
I kept my computer bad and briefcase with me, since I didn’t trust the Department of Homeland Security or anybody else with searching them. I noted a sign which said boarding wouldn’t be until 2 p.m. I dismissed it, since the lines have always said they start later than is ever the case. In the past, I had arrived around 9:30, been first to arrive, and on the ship by 11:30. I eventually found I could wait inside the entrance lobby, and used my company computer to check email, and otherwise post to the message boards I read. Another fella was waiting, but he had just gotten off the Navigator of the Seas, and his girlfriend had forgotten something. They were still checking the cabin to see if they could locate it. They didn’t. But the man admitted it could have been anyplace.
Around 10:00 a.m., the few people that had gathered in the lobby were allowed to proceed upstairs to the x-ray machines. It was now that I noticed the first signs the embarkation would not follow precedent. The area before the x-ray machines is on the second floor of the pier, and is where the ship photographers take the welcome-aboard photos. They try to get people to finish their paperwork there if it hasn’t been done already. It affords a view of the gangway exiting the ship as well. The gangway was stuffed with passengers from the previous cruise, and they were not moving either fast, or even noticeably. The slow arrival of RCI staffers and security also seemed to hint at a longer wait.
On RCI ships, as it is with other ships and lines, people often get married on the ship prior to departure. These people are brought to the front of the line where they meet with wedding coordinators from the line. When boarding starts, the wedding party, guests included, are allowed on first. It was the same this time, only I’ve not seen so many different parties at the same time. At least four, and possibly five groups were having weddings on this cruise. All were moderately confused about what was going on.
Chatting with the security staff, I learned the Navigator of the Seas was debarking a full load of 3200 passengers, 80% of whom were not U.S. Citizens. Nobody seemed to think they would clear the ship quickly. I pondered what that meant to the port in general. The Voyager of the Seas was also in port, along with two Carnival ships and a Celebrity vessel. As in the past, around 11:00 a.m. They began to run people through the x-ray machines. Once you proceed through the x-ray machines, you enter into an amusement park-style maze of lines. The idea is to cram as many of the passengers into them, as to then flush them through the check-in lines. The check-in process amounts to confirming cabin assignment and printing your Seapass card with your information. Most everything else is done in advance by logging onto the RCI website weeks before.
Moving into the main lobby, I realized how long things were really going to take. The gangway, which was viewable from the previous room, stretched across the third floor above us. It was utterly jammed with passengers. As slow as the line moved, it was clear it would take hours to clear it. And that proved the case. I would be told later by somebody affiliated with the line, that only four customes agents were there to help with the debarkation. RCI isn’t allowed to pay for extra agents because it is somehow deemed to be bribery. Thus, I had my first experience with how poorly the department of homeland security is run. I could rant for hours about how pathetic it is that the DHS can’t figure out that 20,000 cruise passengers might require more than 12 agents to clear customs. But then that is a topic for another blog.
By 1:00 p.m. I was now at the head of the line, ready to board, save for customs finishing its job. The wedding parties were getting visibly nervous and their coordinators were as well. The guests have to leave the ship before it leaves port of course. The weddings also have to have their receptions done before that. With less than three and a half hours before all were supposed to leave, time was growing very limited. Ordinarily they would have been on board and done with the wedding by now. By 1:50 they had finally cleared the ship to board, and people began to drag themselves up to the third floor.
From the third floor, boarding proceeding quickly. A quick stop at a security kiosk to have a digital photo entered into the ships passenger database, I was on my way to the cabin. Despite not being in my cabin until about 2:20 p.m., and the painful wait in line, it was still worth being as early as I was. There is nothing on this earth that is more agonizing than being at the end or in the middle of one of these lines. This is a truth brought home later as I sipped a drink and saw the boarding line snake all the way outside of the pier and along the bus parking.
Getting to the port remains as wise as it ever has. Nothing sets you up for more stress during this process, than a hectic departure from a hotel and a hurried ride in a cab or bus. Those that fly into a port city the day of a cruise are even more nuts. Life doesn’t always give us a choice, but if it does, one should still try to get to the port early.
What would I do different, if anything? I plan on buying a small foldable chair. That tiny bit of equipment would have improved my entire cruise. I would bring a bit more food with me, to buffer the long wait. Finally, I’d bring a bit more electronic entertainment. Nothing about the experience would dissuade me from arriving early. It might seem odd to want to wait a long time, to be in the front of another line you have to wait in. However, those few hours spent in advance, still give you hours on board before departure.
Next entry, Unpacking and Departure.